I Love Poop

I have a real issue with friend jealousy

whenimdead-i-llrest:

toriheather7:

Like currently I’m jealous that some of my really good friends are having relationship issues and they’re going to our mutual friend for advice and not me. I’m jealous. I just want to help.

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I have a real issue with friend jealousy

Like currently I’m jealous that some of my really good friends are having relationship issues and they’re going to our mutual friend for advice and not me. I’m jealous. I just want to help.

Don’t feel like sleeping

The exterminator came today

…why is there a roach in my room

Fell in love with a prom dress

Syd card wore it to isa prom. Damnit.

I want to start running

Now taking bets on how long it lasts

You’re a rude little asshole

Guess who still gives a shit

At this point we both know ‘house sitting’ is code for fucking your little girlfriend or whatever the fuck she is. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck you mother. Suck my dick.